(Blog’s just on hiatus for a while because I got commissions and junk to do.)

(Yes I’m aware it’s been nearly 2 months since the last update.)

( :( )

So… The girls have been out at some sort of theatre tour debuting their new play…

I… Sort of forgot to update while they were gone.

…

You guys know that Photo Finish chick? She’s like this fashion photographer and she like— whatever.

Like, seriously, I would fuck her throat so hard.

Sorry Mr. Black… I’ll try hopping again when I’m feeling less like this…

E told me all about some DJ girl she kissed, and…

And…

…

I’m… I’m… Happy for her….

Bye for now everypony…

A-and, my favorite colour is red…

Cause, if blue’s a sad color, red must be the happy one…

That boy at the apple farm is red and he always looks really happy…

Well, Phony’s been a real sweet-heart lately.

And by that I mean he paid my half of the rent.

So I took a bath with him.

Twice.

I got it modeled off this cute little thing I saw in the library when I was returning Wishy’s books. Fuck she was hot. Shame I was too much of a wuss to ask her name…

Double-E sez:

Wishy’s a real downer sometimes, but it’s okay, I always know how to cheer her up.

With cuddles!

Well, Phony will cuddle her…

She doesn’t let me cuddle her anymore.

But there’s a few things she’s leaving out… Her and I dated once, for example.

Her and Phony dated too!

But she broke up with both of us.

It’s a long story.

Well, a short story in Phony’s case. If you know what I mean.

Before Phony walks in and reads that, I’m gonna post this!

*post*

Oh oh.

PS: She’s painting on her clothes for the day. She does that! Wishy never ‘actually’ wears clothes. She just paints ‘em on.

Hey, Phony here.

So like, what the drunk was trying to slur at you is simple.

Double-E decided to open her blog up so you ponies can ask Wishy Washy or me questions too.

In case you wanna hear about why Wishy’s so fucking emo and shit.

Or how big my dick is. It’s pretty big. I mean come on, Double and I used to date, and we all know her standards.

So like, ask us all things.

Also, Double’s yelling at me to add that she’s gonna be performing at the Ponyville Theatre soon. Some play she wrote about her childhood and how she got her cutie mark.

I’ve seen her acting out parts, it’s not bad. She gets naked at one part.

But she’s supposed to be like, a little filly at that part, so, yeah. Perverts.

Anyway.

Hope you enjoy Double’s cleavage as much as I do.

And her lack of stupid puns she can think of when she’s drunk.

These are my roommates!

I kinda caught them off-guard, so you didn’t get more thorough explanations of who they are and what they do. So I’ll explain that here!

Phony-Tail is a perv, pretty much. Kind of vulgar on occasion. But it’s okay, cause he’s got a cute plot. Even if he doesn’t have a tail to pull.

He’s been trying to get his Cutie Mark for years, and it just won’t appear. It’s kind of sad, but I lighten the mood (or try to) by teasing him about it. <3

He also helps us through hard months when it comes to the rent, because our landlord is kind of obsessed with him. So he sates her appetite and she lets us off for the month.

Then there’s Wishy-Washy.

She’s real sad most of the time. Kind of a downer. Hence the ‘blue’ joke.

She paints, and doesn’t like wearing clothes, kinda like me. I wear clothes because if I didn’t, Phony would never leave me alone. Kinda like he does with Wishy.

Main advantage to having a borderline nudist around: She gets cold a lot, and needs help warming up at night. <3

I love these two, but sometimes they’re just dicks.

Phony more than Wishy.

Phony-Tail and Wishy Washy (my roommates) finally made their lazy selves useful and helped me make a nice header for my little page.

Wishy Washy painted the letters on, and Phony Tail snapped the picture with his CAMERA THAT’S WAY BETTER THAN MY WEBCAM THAT HE NEVER LETS ME BORROW.

Anyway.

The big boring text that said “Double-E’s Fine Plot” just got boring is all. So I… ‘enhanced the plot’.